Spudtism

Spudtism

Ritual for the induction into the Church of Cornelius Spud

If you wish to bask in the glory of Cornelius the All-Father, then you must complete these simple steps

1) walk to the right in a circle three times. the first time say Praise Cornelius, the second time say Praise the Potato, the third time say Praise the All-Father

2) Have a Priest of The Cornelius religion sprinkle holy water upon your forehead

3) Murmur the Spuds Prayer to yourself in a corner

Our Cornelius who art in the Spudlands;

hallowed be thy name;

thy Spud kingdom come;

thy will be done;

Potatoes shall be on earth as they are in the Spudlands.

Congratulations you are now a Spudtized member of the Church of Cornelius Spud