Exclusive Channing Tater Interview
Q: Welcome Channing Tater it's great having you today!
A: Well it's great to be had!
Q: So, you are an actor, a performer, and potato rights activists, how do you explain your achievements?
A: Well, its all basically a lot of luck, and of course my blessings to Cornelius that have given me my success.
Q: Interesting, that leads me right into my next question, we are a pretty ostracized minority out in the world,
what made you convert to the church of Cornelius Spud?
A: Not many people know this, in fact I am writing about this in my upcoming autobiography 'Creamy: The Life and Times of Channing Tater, by Channing Tater'. Before Cornelius came to me I tried multiple different religions. I tried Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, I was even a Nun for a number of years, but i felt that my spiritual experiences were still lacking something. Something loving and taterly.
Q: Wow that seems like a very life changing moment.
A: Yeah it really was, it was as if a part of my soul had been missing my whole life and Cornelius came upon me and filled me with his holy seed.
Q: So how long has the ALL-FATHER been with you?
A: Hmmmmmm... when i think about it, i think he came to me a month or so before I got the role for 21 Spud Street.
Q: Wow that has been quite some years, surely you know how our community loves your movies
A: Aah they flatter me, truly. i have had a lot of positive feedback from the community. i think they are all amazing, yeah man, they are so great.
Q: Would you say that being the only spuddy actor in Hollywood has helped or hindered your success?
A:its really disappointing but i would certainly say that i have been discriminated against in the industry. i just really wish that people saw that spuddy people are people too. after 21 Spud Street, i came out and it was not as successful as i think it should have been. it was not nearly as successful as my prior movies. it is just terrible how bigoted people can be against spuddies.
Q: what an inspiring speech! unfortunately we are out of time, do you have anything you want to end with?
A: of Course i would like to say
PRAISE CORNELIUS. PRAISE THE POTATO. PRAISE THE ALL-FATHER.
I love this blog! I think its very unique and hilarious. I cant wait to see what next weeks post will be about!
ReplyDeleteCan this be a real thing? Like can this actually be a thing so I can see a visual version of this? Why are you keeping this beauty hidden from the world? If this was a web serious or something, I bet that Cornelius Spud would have a gradually expanding fan base/ cult.
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