Zealot Mail!!!!

Spudtatations!

You all have my deepest apologies on not having a post for some time. My life has been very busy due to several potato conventions that I have attended as well as a yam festival. Who knew broccoli could actually taste good, when paired with yams anyway.

I have also been preparing evening mass for Spudmas which as usual is on the twenty fifth of December. If you do not know Spudmas is a holiday celebrating the birth of the baby Cornelius in a manger in Palestine.

I digress, I am writing this blog to show how awesome some of the truest followers of Cornelius are. People have really been loving these recipes so I thought that I would post a couple of the photos sent to me by adoring Zealots.

This first image is of one of the fantastic zealots of Cornelius spud eating thy holy tubers

Antonius Milkweed sent me a letter

Dear Papa Papa

Ever since I found Cornelius and he gave me much of his creamy seed my life has been changed. Every day on my table is his seed. every day that I wake his seed is in my mind. I love him and he loves me, that is why he gives me his seed. I am blessed to bask in his shadow, to live by his example so thank you Papa Papa, thank you dearly for this Centrifuge, this place where all of the All-Father's holiness lies.

Sincerely,

Antonius Milkweed

P.S.

I love you and sometimes when i wake up I feel his potatoes, his seed all around me in my bed.

Another fantastic Zealot sent me another photo of Thy Holy Roast Tubers that they made. This mans name is Publicus Pubicus

Hey P POPS!!!

Your centrifuge has greatly inspired me to live a better life and to eat more healthily with a tuber based diet. I love how fiery and ash-tasting your recipes are. They really help me lose weight in fact i believe that i have lost about 300 pounds since a week ago when Cornelius first came to me and showed me this Centrifuge.

Anyways i hope you enjoy this photo I sent you of the recipe i saw here. Thank you so much.

with much faith

P. Pubicus

P.S. Here is a  photo from before my tuber based diet days.