A baby was born in a manger in the town of Bethlehem in Palestine that was bombed out by the illegal Zionist occupation.
in fact a massive wall that stretched for miles in both directions could be seen from the manger
that night Golda Meir heard that a special baby was born that could stop Israels occupation, and bring back the Spudist religion
Golda Meir sent out a task force of special ops Israeli soldiers to kill the baby, and its parents
they knocked on every door of every house, every business, every house of worship to look for the baby and its parents
after hours of searching they could not find the baby
in defeat Golda gave up
many years pass and the baby, who was named Cornelius became a boy, then a man; that was when the All-Father came to him
Cornelius was the first true believer of the All-Father in thousands of years
his duty was to bring Spudism back to the world, this he did
with his powerful voice and message he spread the word of the tater to all who would listen,
thousands would come from all over the world to here him speak the powerful words of the All-Father
however his words of the power of love and potatoes maddened the illegal occupiers and thus they came to him and took him to a detention center,
Cornelius was tortured and beaten by the Israeli soldiers,
after a day of being tortured Cornelius was released,
he could never be stopped and thus he returned to preaching the word of the All-Father
an Israeli soldier who was a hundred yards away thought that Cornelius had a knife (that was really a pamphlet) shot and killed him.
as he lay dying Cornelius with the power of the all-father turned into a massive potato disappeared.
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