The Conductor

The Potato Express is a Potato Train that goes from the Hajjic lands of Idaho to the Genesidic lands of Peru. It is made of Potatoes, and Brings pilgrims back and forth from the two Holy Lands. One Conductor who did not believe in the All-Father and his faith, but was still a good, hard-working man worked his way up through the Conducting pecking order to become the official Conductor of the Potato Express. He was the greatest Conductor that the Potato Express ever had. He accidentally stuck a fork in a live socket and died because of this great conducting skill.