Minced Beef Recipe

Ingredients
1) Potatoes

Steps
1) Mince thine potatoes
2) Fry until black
3) Enjoy!

The Conductor

The Potato Express is a Potato Train that goes from the Hajjic lands of Idaho to the Genesidic lands of Peru. It is made of Potatoes, and Brings pilgrims back and forth from the two Holy Lands. One Conductor who did not believe in the All-Father and his faith, but was still a good, hard-working man worked his way up through the Conducting pecking order to become the official Conductor of the Potato Express. He was the greatest Conductor that the Potato Express ever had. He accidentally stuck a fork in a live socket and died because of this great conducting skill.

Upcoming Potato Festival (Portatofest)

their is an upcoming potato fest in your area! you should totally go, we will have priests, priestesses, potato farmers, accountants, conductors etc who will all be sharing their love for potatoes, cornelius and the All-Father.

Remember to bring an empty stomach for you shall have all kinds of potatoes burnt to a crisp..... mmmm crispy

PRAISE CORNELIUS. PRAISE THE POTATO. PRAISE THE ALL-FATHER.