Thursday, December 3, 2015

The Accountant

There once was an accountant who went clickety clackety clackety clack all day on his accountant machine. he was a true believer in our lord cornelius spud. he counted up a farmer's potatoes, the holy seed of cornelius that he gives to all of his true believers. the accountant had many a time and again received the holy seed of cornelius and he ate it all.
His life went along as an accountant and a believer when one day he was no longer able to do hiss accounting. he had forsaken the ALL-FATHER and no longer praised the holy potato.

His bucket was found and it was kicked and he never made it to the Spudlands.

2 comments:

  1. So the accountant was the first to meet Cornelius Spud or was he never able witness the greatness?

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  2. the accountant was just one of many followers of the ALL-FATHER, blessed be his name

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